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"Waking up next to someone you love is great. But waking up next to someone you hate, and realising that you've smothered them in your sleep, is even better." - Me.
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon." - Sho Minamimoto.
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"Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them" - Teddy Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
" You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style."Kingsley Shacklebolt (harry potter)
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"Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them" - Teddy Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
" You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style."Kingsley Shacklebolt (harry potter)
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"Waking up next to someone you love is great. But waking up next to someone you hate, and realising that you've smothered them in your sleep, is even better." - Me.
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon." - Sho Minamimoto.
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"Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them" - Teddy Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
" You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style."Kingsley Shacklebolt (harry potter)
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"Waking up next to someone you love is great. But waking up next to someone you hate, and realising that you've smothered them in your sleep, is even better." - Me.
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon." - Sho Minamimoto.
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"Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them" - Teddy Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
" You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style."Kingsley Shacklebolt (harry potter)
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"Waking up next to someone you love is great. But waking up next to someone you hate, and realising that you've smothered them in your sleep, is even better." - Me.
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon." - Sho Minamimoto.
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